Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
Only one thing can get done around her
I love your ideas, honey
Use this fucking slut
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?